– 1995: Disney buys ABC
– 2006: Disney buys Pixar
– 2009: Disney enters 30 film deal with Dreamworks
– 2009: Disney buys Marvel
– 2012: Disney buys Lucasfilms
– 2015: Disney buys National Geographic
– 2017: Disney buys 21st Century Fox
– 2018: Disney buys Hulu
– 2019: Disney releases Disney Plus
– 2022: Disney buys Universal Studios
– 2025: Disney buys Dreamworks
– 2026: Disney buys Sony. Playstation rebranded as Disney Infinity. Playstation Network rebranded as Disney Universe.
– 2028: Disney attempts to buy Warner Bros, Warner Bros says no.
– 2028: Disney, tries to buy WB through shell corporations. WB finds out and gets hostile.
– 2030: Buys Apple. Apple Watch rebranded as the Mickey Watch.
– 2031: The Church of Baby Yoda is the fastest growing religion in the world.
– 2031: Disney acquires a private military, starts corporate espionage on a large scale.
– 2032: Disney storms headquarters of Warner Bros. Few die because of the electronic surveillance provided by the « Apple » products most employees of WB use.
– 2033: Disney buys DC comics. Mickey Mouse is now more powerful than Superman.
– 2034: Disney owns the majority of the copyrighted material. Buys off US, EU, and other major powers to honor unlimited copyright for corporate ownership.
– 2035: Disney buys Microsoft. Disney Universe is now expanded further. Master Chief is now a Disney Princess.
– 2038: In the midst of negotiations, for takeover, Google launches escape craft. Departs solar system. Destination unknown.
– 2040: Counter Disney efforts take place. The War on the Black Market starts.
– 2041: Disney claims that Black Market efforts are headed up by small studios. Starts forced corporate takeovers.
– 2042: « Terrorist » attacks on Disney starts.
– 2045: Nuclear explosion destroys Orlando Florida. Black Market Terrorists blamed.
– 2046: Hollywood turns into a war zone. All releases for the next 10 years are CGI due to die off of actors. Disney « Farms » start to raise next generation of actors.
– 2050: Disney buys the United States of America
– 2051: The Disney States of America is born.
– 2052: Disney nukes Hollywood
– 2055: Disney States of America annex’s Canada. South Park, an underground resistance to the DSN, releases an episode on the black market deriding the move. It’s #1 most viewed South Park Episode of all time.
– 2056: Creators of South Park are declared Terrorists. Manhunt starts.
– 2057: Mexico resists annexation due to the cartels banding together.
– 2058 – 60: War in Mexico results in eventual annexation. South America becomes hot bed of resistance.
2061: EU integrates into the DSA. Disney State of the World is born.
– 2062: The UK joins DSW. BBC is acquired. Doctor Who is now a Disney Princess.
– 2065: DSW colonizes the Moon.
– 2067: The Moon has its own government under the DSW. The Disney States of the Universe is born
-2069: Mars colonization efforts start. Political prisoners used for the initial efforts
– 2074: The First Mars Civil War starts. Is put down quickly due to orbital strikes
– 2080: Mars colonization finalized. Disney Land Mars is opened.
– 2083: First mission to Titan is sent out
– 2086: Proposal for interstellar mission submitted.
– 2088: Second Mars Civil War starts.
– 2090: The Creators of South Park are discovered to be behind the rebellion on Mars. Pluto Team 6 is sent out and they are dispatched.
2091: Final resistance is quashed. Construction on Deathstar starts.
– 2092: Total annexation of all remaining world governments is successful except for Switzerland.
– 2094: First faster than light travel occurs. Exploration of close star systems starts.
– 2097: Budding civilizations are found. Monoliths are used to « re-educate » the populations. Those planets are Annexed into the DSU.
– 2100: Disney announces new X-Men movie. Marvel fans are excited.

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